Green Pastures. Right Here. Right Now.

It’s only the second day of work and my feet are all sore and full of blisters from the front to the back, left to right. That’s the price to pay for that additional height and and perhaps improved posture? Work has been kinda… kinda… how should i phrase it… hmm better with more polite people in this world. Shan’t go into the lengthy details of what that entails, but I would totally embrace Singapore’s courtesy campaign.

Waking up is still a challenge for me every morning. Or should I say I would half-psycho and half-scare myself outta bed. All so that I will not be late for work. Here I am whining about having to work and on the other hand, some friends are complaining they haven’t found a vacation job. So it’s easy for me to conclude that the pasture is always greener on the other side. Ha! That’s life. Learning to live each day to the fullest. =)

Wheeee thanks for the ride home. It’s such a “cool” ride =) yeah you, i know you are secretly reading. haha don’t think i dunno. Yup thank you =) Really appreciate it.

Strangely, I always end up with more activities than I bargain for. Isn’t it funny how school holidays meant endless meetings, work and back-to-back appointments. Arrrggghhhhh… That is why I am starting to appreciate home and my mom’s cooking. =) hmm I just wanna stay home and rot… *sulks*

Alrighty enough of my whining.. Here are some stuff I find interesting. Enjoy and God bless =)

DEAD LOCK :):):)

Boss said to secretary: For a week we will go abroad, so make the
arrangements.
Secretary makes call to Husband: For a week my boss and I will be going
abroad, you look after yourself.
Husband makes call to secret lover: My wife is going abroad for a week, so
let’s spend the week together.
Secret lover makes call to small boy whom she is giving private tution: I
have work for a week, so you need not come for class.
Small boy makes call to his grandfather: Grandpa, for a week I don’t have
class ‘coz my teacher is busy. Let’s spend the week together.

Grandpa (the boss;) makes call to his secretary: This week I am spending my
time with my grandson. We cannot attend that meeting.
Secretary makes call to her husband: This week my boss has some work, we
cancelled our trip.
Husband makes call to secret lover: We cannot spend this week together, my
wife has cancelled her trip.
Secret lover makes call to small boy whom she is giving private tution:
This week we will have class as usual.
Small boy makes call to his grandfather: Grandpa, my teacher said this week
I have to attend class. Sorry I can’t give you company.

Grandpa makes call to his secretary: Don’t worry, this week we will attend
that meeting, so make arrangements.

HOW IS IT ? … this is called DEADLOCK

Pau and Noodles

Char Siew Pao and Mee Kia got involved in an argument. Char Siew Pao got very angry and shouted at Mee Kia, “I’m going to find my gang to hantam you!”

So Char Siew Pao went to round up Leng Yong Pau and Tau Sar Pow.

Just then, Maggi Mee walked around the corner. Immediately, the Paos started to beat him up.

As Char Siew Pao was punching Maggi Mee, he shouted, “Don’t think just because you perm your hair, we can’t recognize you, ok!”

So Maggi Mee wanted to revenge for he was really innocent. He gathered his fellow mee brothers and they challenge Char Siew Pao to a fight. Since Char Siew Pao was severly out numbered… he was whacked till very very jialat with his infills coming out… begging to the Mee family to stop! Maggi Mee says:” Don’t pretend lah.. You think you pretend to vomit blood, we will stop meh??”

Char Siew Pao who was then badly beaten went back to tell all the paus family;

kaya pau, tau SA pau, curry pau, and etc.

So together?.. all paus went to find maggi mee for revenge.

On the way… they met Spaghetti?… so all pau ran to Spaghetti and BEAT the hell up on Spaghetti that Spaghetti can’t say a word,Spaghetti then scream…

“WHAT DID I DO? I don’t even know you all”???.

Then the siew pau say??..

“HEH! MAGGI MEE! Don’t think I can’t recognize you after you do REBONDING!”